“Just the Tip” Taster Set 🎄

Description

Keep the fire stoked this Christmas!

What better way to say ‘I love you’ than to light up somebody’s bunghole?

Guaranteed to melt the snow off your driveway.

Contains 5 x 50ml bottles of chilli madness:

• The Raspberry Tits: One for the cheese board. Tastes as good as any tits ~ahem~ raspberries you’ll find.

• Rubber Ducky Plummy Flaming Bumhole: Chinese dipping sauce – thicc so you really gotta shake this one.

• On It Like a Scotch Bonnet: A lovely hint of fruitiness followed immediately by the heat of a V8 exhaust pipe.

• Clementine Meltdown: We can’t legally say what this does, but let’s just say you’ll be able to heat your home using only your own methane emissions until New Year’s.

• Thai Hard: Wouldn’t be Christmas without it … “Welcome to the party, pal!”

Customer Review: “I put some on a sprout and woke up three days later. 5 stars.” — Barry, Stourbridge.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Jungle Juice takes no responsibility for family feuds or having to sit on a snowman arse naked. Sauce responsibly. Do not feed to Grandma unless she’s 10 pints deep in bitter and won’t remember.