Description
Keep the fire stoked this Christmas!
What better way to say ‘I love you’ than to light up somebody’s bunghole?
Guaranteed to melt the snow off your driveway.
Contains 5 x 50ml bottles of chilli madness:
- The Raspberry Tits: One for the cheese board. Tastes as good as any tits ~ahem~ raspberries you’ll find.
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Rubber Ducky Plummy Flaming Bumhole: Chinese dipping sauce – thicc so you really gotta shake this one.
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On It Like a Scotch Bonnet: A lovely hint of fruitiness followed immediately by the heat of a V8 exhaust pipe.
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Clementine Meltdown: We can’t legally say what this does, but let’s just say you’ll be able to heat your home using only your own methane emissions until New Year’s.
- Thai Hard: Wouldn’t be Christmas without it … “Welcome to the party, pal!”
Customer Review: “I put some on a sprout and woke up three days later. 5 stars.” — Barry, Stourbridge.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Jungle Juice takes no responsibility for family feuds or having to sit on a snowman pants-less. Please sauce responsibly. Do not feed to Grandma unless she’s 10 pints of bitter deep.
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